Kevin & Britney may have recorded something worth checking out
Britain's News of the World, trying hard to live up to its claim of being the "Sunday Newspaper of the Year," reported yesterday that the man we've been laughing at for nearly a week (K F'ed, as I endearingly call him), may in fact be holding an ace in the hole (*cough*) in his divorce dealings with Britney: a sex tape that the always-classy couple made on their honeymoon:
According to News of the World,
"Britney fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image... [and that] she will become infamous like Paris Hilton..."
We've been burned before by the promise of a Spederline sex tape, and I suspect this newest report will prove no different. How do I know? Apparently News of the World's "source" has never before heard of either Britney Spears or Kevin Federline:
"They did nothing all day but have sex--and play the odd game of chess."
Comments:
How did he put it on the album?
Oh yeah ... "K-Fed Stay Fed."
Posted by: Mike Oz at November 13, 2006 9:11 AM
K F'ed! And I'm ashamed to say I know this, but I think that sex tape already has been proved false. No one has any right to complain about their jobs unless they're the people who had to analyze that tape frame by frame to prove its veracity.
Posted by: Connor at November 13, 2006 6:02 PM
That dirty, dirty boy. We knew it would come to this.
Posted by: Elena at November 14, 2006 9:20 AM
If it involves rolling around in cheetos cheese-tastic puffy whatchamacallit, I'm THERE!
Posted by: Virginia at November 14, 2006 2:57 PM
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